Brangelina. A phenomenon. Are they hotter than Laurence Olivier and Vivien Leigh? Are they hotter than Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton? Hmmmm.
Do you ever get the feeling when you look at pictures of the Brange that you need to turn away from the glitz and bullshitz of the king and queen of tabloid media who can't even find it in their hearts and minds to accept it? We all saw Angelina's treatment of Ryan Seacrest at the Golden Globes last year, did we not? They are so fine and so busy and so over it and themselves that it makes you wonder...am I just wasting my time emulating all of these swag-obsessed Hollywood dweebs?
Chances are, we'll never have Jolie's cheekbones and, most of us, will never make out with our siblings at awards shows, but each of us has a calling...and, frankly, what would Brangelina do?
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