Fool Me Twice, Shame On Me, Not(hot)tie

EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!! IT'S ZACH BARF.

Zach Braff, you tricked us and you tricked the whole world into thinking that you were kinda hot when you wrote and played that pitiable character in Garden State. Another female has an opinion on this one. She says, "Zach Braff sucks these days, which is really annoying because it ruins Garden State and makes you hate him even more for the disgusting, possum-like person that he really is." Oh look, it's the trailer for Garden State: Everyone look at the cute, sweet depressed guy gagging on his adam's apple.



Garden State was so cute that it so made us want to like you. We even lent you hot cred, but you've more than cashed it in on that. Zach Braff is the kind of guy you go on a pity date with and then he turns out to be an asshole. Then, you go another date to figure out why you went on the first one, and you end up sleeping with him. Then, you have to keep going out with him to figure it all out, but there's really nothing to it except for that you thought he was hot, but should have known that he was not.

Zach's adam's apple makes ink pen want to puke and his porsche would only be hot if he wasn't sitting in the driver's seat. He's not hot enough to romance a woman or to pull off a philanderer, like the one he played in that awful film Last Kiss. No one wants to see your monstrous face next to Natalie Portman or Rachel Bilson or models. Youz iz fugz, Zach. face it. CLICK HERE to the world's biggest adam's apple drive off in a porsche with a hot girl. She only likes you for your money, Zach. We should send this clip to THIS SITE FOR SURE.