3rd "Actually Hot Hottie" Win Butler

Win Butler
Age: 27
Height: 6'4"
Lead Singer, Arcade Fire


Hotter than your hottest rock star fantasy, Win "can I lick the sweaty bangs off your face" Butler is a dedicated husband AND band member. Unlike your post-60s rock star fantasies, Arcade Fire's lead man, Win Butler, offers an immense amount of substance. His way with words and song and his rock star antics - descending from the stage to hug the Coachella crowd - just have a way more refreshing, human ring than anything we've seen in a long while.

Win has a HOT idea! Let's play in the elevator.



Forgive Ink Pen if you saw this one coming, but seriously people...is there any other man who's speaking to his generation quite like this hottie? I think not. Surely, he's channeling something divine.


Yes, a hottie should have dark circles under his eyes.