Audrina gets shunted from Hyde

Too funny! Ink Pen has devoted a bit of this blog space to making fun of Audrina Partridge in the past. She's the Hills girl who wasn't on Laguna Beach but, lucky for her, she "randomly" met LC and Heidi Montag by the pool at the corporate apartment complex they stayed at when they first moved up to LA from Laguna. After they "met" on lounge chairs, Audrina became an integral part of the drama fest. Her vacant stare is avoided by real celebrities at many a hip Hollywood party, but not on a recent night at Hyde. Yes, Audrina got some Tara Reid, D-list rejected from Hyde action the other night. Yes, it's very funny, and when Audrina's the butt of the joke, you don't have to feel bad for laughing.

Audrina gets shunted from Hyde

Why Boring People?

Are boring people boring because they lack internal resources? Or is it willfulness? I've always been puzzled. Any thoughts?

The Tool Shed Is Missing Its

Dane Cook demonstrates the universal "tool" symbol:



What does that even mean, people?
The roomie BIFF says that she heard that he worked really hard when he came to Hollywood, working the midnight shift and alls that shizz -- yes I'm being sarcastic thought it doesn't read and might not appear funny.

Pee Shy?

If you're pee shy because you can't pee because people might think that you're pooping, you should try utilizing the Insite advertising for more than it's intended purpose (using your most vulnerable moment to make you feel like you should buy things you don't need or want). Read aloud the message on the advertIZment to yourself, but only read the vowels in the soft vowel sound. Ex: elephant would read: "eh" "eh" "ah". You will pee with no worries ever.