Pee Shy?

If you're pee shy because you can't pee because people might think that you're pooping, you should try utilizing the Insite advertising for more than it's intended purpose (using your most vulnerable moment to make you feel like you should buy things you don't need or want). Read aloud the message on the advertIZment to yourself, but only read the vowels in the soft vowel sound. Ex: elephant would read: "eh" "eh" "ah". You will pee with no worries ever.