Thursday, September 27, 2007

1st of "10 Actually Hot Hotties"


MICHAEL C. HALL

Age:36
Height: 5'10
Hotness factors: Penetrating eyes, weirdish deep voice, played Billy Flynn on Broadway, edumacated to the post-graduate level, talented and interesting to the point that it's frightening. Can my boyfriend please be him for Halloween? Thanks.
Good news: Rumored to be going through a divorce, so potentially single.
Potentially attainable to mortal females because: He hasn't won an Emmy, Golden Globe or SAG Award......yet.
What's Amazing is: The way his eyebrows go around his eyes like that.

September 30th will be the second season premiere of Showtime's Dexter, so to celebrate I'm naming Michael C. Hall the first of my list of "10 Actually Hot Hotties" . Maybe there's something wrong with me for having a massive celebrity crush on a guy who has played a gay guy (David Fisher in Six Feet Under) and a serial killer (Dexter Morgan in Dexter). But, there's just something about Mr. Hall's everything that screams, "I'm the blond hottie for chicks who've been over Matt Damon since the turn of the century."

Also, isn't it creepy and hot the way that he smiles at his own thoughts as he describes watching Tender Mercies? Oh, yeah and he was watching Tender Mercies in junior high???



What a creepy hot piece of A!

Next Thursday, we'll ogle over another "Actually Hot Hottie".

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