"Aggghhh, I LOVE YOU, ZACH"
Zach Galifianakis, from Comedians of Comedy tour
Age: 38
Height: 5'8" (Kinda short, but his personality makes up for it)
Hotness Factors: The wittiest man alive, just all around well-crafted masculinity, all spontaneity all the time, reawakens suppressed Paul Bunyan sex fantasies, intensity, can't tell when he's serious and when he's joking.
Good news: He works the beard. It's hot. He's not insanely famous yet, so you could probably catch him for a round of beers some time. From all appearances, he's really real, so somewhat attainable to regular girls. He's going to be at Detour this weekend with Comedians of Comedy.
Bad news: A lot of other girls are in love with Mr. Zach. His Myspace comments are pretty much all marriage proposals. If you did land him, no one would be able to spell your name either.
Tips: Loving Zach Galifianakis is like loving Guiness - you gotta take it slow and pay attention to every ounce of flavor.
What's amazing is: The way he works the silence. Shhhh. Let Zach do his thing.
OMG! Ink Pen can't believe that she can finally speak openly - and, yes, join the chorus - about her love for the rock star comedian, his bearded majesty Zach Galifianakis.
5 comments:
He looks like the caveman from those Geico commercials. The caveman got a show on ABC, so I guess there's hope for Zach?
He's 38, he's short, and he's hairy. There is hope for all men in America.
Those eyebrows could house squirrels!
"...the male beard communicates an heroic image of the independent, sturdy, and resourceful pioneer, ready, willing and able to do manly things."
http://www.beards.org/
i love teddy bear looking guys!!
Zach is 100% doable!!!
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