Saturday, October 6, 2007

Random Shit...Thoughts on Cameron Crowe who you 'd like to like


more than you can, but want to hate when you can't...singles.



The problem is that he's trying to date women but he can't, but he sucks .I have trouble acting or being excited or being exciting. I hope you're not writing that down. I would have to have the life of anyone in his movies. All of his characters seem somehwat biographical, but I never want to be anyone of them. It seems like, yeah I get that, but it seems like you're really shallow and you were raised among shallow people and I get that, but it's seems like you're shallower than me and that you (he, Cameron Crowe) were raised by people who were shallower than me. Kirsten Dunst _SOOO ANNOYING IN ELIZABETOWN. He's saying one of my former best friends reminds him of Kirsten Dunst in Elizabethtowm--donna wanna hear it.
it's the question of bad actors getting wrapped up in a bad writer and and bad director's mvoie. For a straight guy to want to be an actor....I don't think I've ever met a straight guy who wanted to be an actor. Acting should be a macho guy thing, but straight guys didnt' want to do that shit. Even in college, no straight guys wanted to be in theater. Even the music school was gay. Susan Sarandon is questionable for doing this movie. When I was 16 I went over to Ryan's house to watch this movie that was supposed to be awesome..it was called the Ice Cream Man. It was terrible and it was the worst movie I'd ever seen. it was a cult classic because it was so bad. I'm finding that quality int his movie (Elizabethtown) I just love it. I love how bad it is. What is his( Crowe's ) thing with airline stewardesses???? Zooey Deschanel was an airline stewardess in
Maybe he just has a thing for stewardesses? maybe he has a stewardess romance.
Maybe he's a submissive. Maybe he likes to be dominated.
They're all relationship movies and they all have the same problem. None of the characters in his movie know how to have a good time or do anything. He can't convincingly write an adventurous person. Lloyd Dobler is one of the coolest characters he's ever written, but he's no that cool. Spiccoli's really funny, bu the's cool and it's sean penn. Jerry Maguire can't emote and he's not enthused, but of course the actor he picks is Tom Cruise who can't act excited about things. The thing about Tom Crusie is he has his drunk thing, he has his excited thing and he has his angry thing and he basically does those in moves. Born on the 4th of July was a good performance, but it was basically all him bing angry.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Me thinks Inkpen had one too many Jack & Diet Cokes.

Anonymous said...

this post makes me have to pee.